IGA Hometown Kids

 

Kids Laugh

What has a big mouth but can't talk?
A jar.
BY SUSAN LITWIN, AGE 9

Why is a pencil like a riddle?
It's no good without a point.
BY JASON SCOTT, AGE 9

What has a bark but no bite?
A tree.
BY ADAM BERTRAM, AGE 6

What is the worst food to eat?
A sand witch!
BY BRITTANY  BELL, AGE 7

What did the bread do on vacation?
It loafed around.
BY BRITTANY  BELL, AGE 7

Why are chefs cruel?
Because they beat the eggs, whip the potatoes and cream the corn.
BY LYDIA SOMMA, AGE 12

What do you call a dog with a watch?
A watchdog.
BY KIMBERLY SORENSEN, AGE 8

Why did the elephants quit the circus?
They got tired of working for peanuts.
BY LAURA BELL, AGE 10

If you have a favorite food joke tell it to us and we will put it on our web site!
Tell us your joke!
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Your age
your joke or it and start over

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